{"product_id":"thanksgiving-kitchen-apron-with-a-funny-message","title":"Thanksgiving Kitchen Apron with a Funny Message","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis sturdy, artful apron is meant for cooks, hosts, and hostesses who value both function and a little dry humor. The fine-weave polyester canvas feels soft against the skin while the foamed lining adds light structure so the apron drapes nicely. A centered vintage-style text block adds a touch of wit to your holiday gatherings, whether you’re prepping, serving or entertaining. The tie-back closure provides a secure, adjustable fit. Durable printing keeps the phrases crisp through frequent use, and the sewn-in care label and neat white hem thread finish the piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it while carving the turkey, pouring wine, or simply protecting your good clothes during post-holiday clean-up. The apron feels lived-in from the first wear and holds up to everyday spills and splatters—practical, a little cheeky, and a lighthearted addition to your Thanksgiving rituals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for soft, structured drape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Stain-resistant surface keeps clothes protected from spills and messes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tie-back closure for adjustable, comfortable fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Vibrant, long-lasting print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- One size (31.5\" x 25.6\") with sewn-in care label; assembled in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":54542941454646,"sku":"19355403846299714118","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/0253\/1638\/files\/393197565825719767_2048.jpg?v=1789086897","url":"https:\/\/mayfloweremporium.store\/products\/thanksgiving-kitchen-apron-with-a-funny-message","provider":"The Mayflower Emporium","version":"1.0","type":"link"}